I was like "Poob? Are we just making shit up now?"

So I googled it. And yes, we are, and that's the entire joke of Poob.

tbh, I kinda wanna make a Poob website now. The front page describes itself as the ultimate social media site where you can do anything, taking major inspiration from the classic Zombocom. Yet, there won't be a Register or Login button anywhere. Just a static site.