The sole purpose of a press release is to generate positive interest. It is not entitled for the reader to expect the time they have invested in reading it to be worthwhile.

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travisgriggs 3 hours ago | parent | next [-]

This.

And I wish I had thought to grab that nick years ago…

When tweetles battle beetles… AND…

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estearum 4 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

Press release announcing a new car:

> erhmygord I can't even buy this car right this second for nearly nothing and use it to drive a thousand miles per hour through a kindergarten parking lot?!?!

	▲	aleqs 3 hours ago \| parent [-]
		If you mean that this press release amounts to the AI equivalent of the latest Tesla Roadster 'release'... then I guess you're kinda right