> Introducing a Voluntary Exit Offer

Headline is making me laugh cause it sounds like a press announcement for a new product

"The new Microsoft Voluntary Exit Offer, thinner, and lighter, with 20% slimmer bezels than before"

edstarch 2 hours ago | parent | next [-]

Our smartest, most capable Exit Offer yet.

	▲	geodel 16 minutes ago \| parent [-]
		One more thing: Don't hit the door on your way out!

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geodel 18 minutes ago | parent | prev | next [-]

It could be an enterprise product bundled with some MS365 SKUs. They know a lot of MS customers would need such thing in coming years.

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carpe171 3 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

queue the don draper meme

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icepush 2 hours ago | parent [-]

cue

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ambione 2 hours ago | parent [-]

too late, it's queued up. Currently playing : "Co-pilot's greatest hits"

	▲	thesdev 2 hours ago \| parent [-]
		First up: Recall

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tavavex 2 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

This sounds like satire, but I don't think we're far off from major tech companies announcing layoffs alongside new products at keynotes. After all, their purpose is to drive consumer and investor hype.