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▲ awestroke 7 hours ago

They found the PHP?

▲hk__2 7 hours ago | parent | next [-]

Yes, actually PHP was not invented but discovered in nature. That’s why it’s a bit wild sometimes, because it still remembers its origins.

▲rob74 7 hours ago | parent | next [-]

PHP was born as a templating language, but mutated into a programming language, and then grew organically from there.

▲jc_811 7 hours ago | parent | next [-]

Craziest part is it was never even intended to be a programming language. From the Wikipedia page, the founder Rasmus Lerdorf is quoted as saying:

"I don't know how to stop it [...] there was never any intent to write a programming language [...] I have absolutely no idea how to write a programming language [...] I just kept adding the next logical step on the way."

And 23 years later here we are with php2shell and it powering 70% of the internet’s websites

▲karagenit 7 hours ago | parent [-]

Everything becomes a programming language in due time. At work we have YAML files with #if and #include statements…

▲dylan604 7 hours ago | parent | next [-]

Does that mean eventually a programming language becomes a crab or a crab becomes a programming language?

▲xorcist 5 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

Is that before or after it evolves to read mail?

▲cwnyth 7 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

But that only raises the question: what bore PHP? A bit of a C(hicken) and an egg situation.

▲Zak 7 hours ago | parent [-]

I am reasonably certain PHP is not written in Chicken.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_(Scheme_implementation...

▲kalleboo 7 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

I mean there's no way there was any intelligent design behind it

/ducks and runs

▲rob74 7 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Didn't know that the PHP was lost, thanks for pointing that out.

▲hxugufjfjf 7 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

They found the PHP vulnerability that has upended the world, or so it seems.

▲bix6 7 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

The Princely Hippopotamus Parlor in this case.