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▲ Kwpolska a day ago

The slop machine can backport the fix to PHP 5, or make your code compatible with PHP 8.

▲post-it a day ago | parent | next [-]

Yes but it can't actually upgrade and release packages for discontinued distro release streams, that's a human problem.

▲andix a day ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Backporting the fix is much lower effort in total. It's just a few dozen minor PHP releases that are affected, but millions of websites still running on older PHP versions.

▲alper 13 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

The slop machine can then also port your stuff to Go and you don't worry about this stuff as much anymore.