This has been out for hours! Why is this not the top post here? It's climbing, and hopefully will soon be, but... This is massive, right?

I had to shut down my own backend services. Luckily a big part of my service can run on a static website.

It is other way around, it was a top post, but AFAIK anti flamewar measures kick in when there are many comments compared to up votes. I mean it isn't bad heuristics when discussion already shifts in "PHP bad" direction.

It was top post