It's like the best of the best mechanical and electrical engineers have teamed up to build the world's most efficient orphan crushing machine. It sips power, runs cool, requires almost no maintenance, and pulverizes orphans into dense little cubes for easy clean up.

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chneu 5 hours ago | parent | next [-]

To me it read as, "Scantrons did a lot of good, but were developed to track Jewish concentration camp prisoners" type a thing.

Meta's ultimate goal is immoral. It's not justified if a few projects do some good.

	▲	joshAg 4 hours ago \| parent [-]
		Unless the scantron corporation is so antisemitic they invented a time machine to participate in world war 2, I think you mean IBM.

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aaronrobinson 5 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

> It's like the best of the best mechanical and electrical engineers have teamed up to build the world's most efficient orphan crushing machine.

This is the funniest thing I’ve read on here.

	▲	LadyCailin 5 hours ago \| parent [-]
		A modest proposal, really.

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crest 5 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Also it has a glorious viewing gallery to watch and listen to a thousand doomed orphans get fed to Zuckerberg’s ego so it can illuminate the path to total enshittification.

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philipallstar 5 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

You've got to justify such a silly comparison.

	▲	Applejinx 5 hours ago \| parent \| next [-]
		Agreed, it takes a lot more power and doesn't run nearly as cool as all that.
	▲	crest 5 hours ago \| parent \| prev [-]
		The orphan crushing machine is a meme (https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/orphan-crushing-machine). Most of Meta's products hurt society from driving impressionable young girls into an early grave, over supporting genocide and ethnic cleansing, to splitting voters into rabid fans with blind devotion on "their team" over everything else. They also work hard to force users into their walled gardens and to stop the useful content users to this day feed into they intentionally broken services from escaping into the real world wide web of hyperlinked and discoverable content. In short they're at the forefront of making the internet harmful to society and less useful to almost everyone.