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▲ hans_castorp 7 hours ago

This reminds me of "Creators admit Unix, C hoax" (e.g. https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/unix-hoax.html)

> We stopped when we got a clean compile on the following syntax:

    for(;P("\n"),R--;P("|"))for(e=C;e--;P("_"+(*u++/8)%2))P("| "+(*u/4)%2);
▲nathell 6 hours ago | parent | next [-]

How Perl was created:

‘Larry, throw the cat at the keyboard!’

MEEEOW!

‘What did it type?’

‘&}Ak'>v=4%Qe}9;’

‘OK, so let’s make this a syntax for hello world.’

▲bjoli 5 hours ago | parent | next [-]

There was a hilarious video in The early days of YouTube when someone tried to write Perl using vistas voice recognition.

I haven't seen it in many many years, but at the time it struck my giggle button every time.

▲layer8 4 hours ago | parent [-]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MzJ0CytAsec

▲mock-possum an hour ago | parent [-]

Oh wow it’s an actual video of hell!

▲saghm 5 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

OCR works too https://www.mcmillen.dev/sigbovik/

▲marcosdumay 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

There's always this amazing paper:

https://www.mcmillen.dev/sigbovik/2019.pdf

▲shawabawa3 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

I was very disappoint to learn that '&}Ak'>v=4%Qe}9;' is not actually hello world in perl :(

here's an actual one: print'(%,,/@(/),$!'^'`@@@@`_@[@@+'

another one

    $/=~s##'&}(/%]?`~=.&~(@^,_!$/"'^'+.{|}!_{.|=.^_/,@;'^'}!:=,^(~<-|$'#ee
▲shevy-java 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

I also often blame it on my cat, but unfortunately, the truth is simpler ... Larry was inspired by awk. So this is why perl is snoopy swearing.

▲nullsanity 5 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

I did genuinely try to run this since, well, it could be true, I don't know Perl.

Bareword found where operator expected (Missing operator before "Ak"?) at -e line 1, near "&}Ak" Bad name after Ak' at -e line 1.

▲1718627440 3 hours ago | parent [-]

How to trick nerds into installing your spyware 101.

▲akavel 3 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Well, the prank is being refined for many years now, by the fine folks partying at:

https://www.ioccc.org

▲lifthrasiir 2 hours ago | parent | next [-]

In fact that line in question does come from an IOCCC winner: https://github.com/ioccc-src/winner/blob/master/1985/shapiro...

▲a4isms 2 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

In the late 90s, I interviewed for a job as a Technical Product Manager with a Toronto startup. The CTO/Co-founder, was an obfuscated C contest winner: https://www.ioccc.org/1985/lycklama/index.html

Great guy to work with. I think he runs a craft brewery now.

▲DonHopkins 3 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

Unix is Dead! Wanna Fight?? (John C. Dvorak):

https://donhopkins.com/home/catalog/unix-haters/etc/unix-is-...