You don’t stand on a treadmill. Ever. That’s how I know.

I love how the Apple Watch patronizingly congratulates me for standing in the morning. Can’t wait til the battery dies and I can get a Swatch.

	▲	loloquwowndueo 16 hours ago \| parent \| next [-]
		Good news you don’t have to wait. Sell the thing.
	▲	mikestew 14 hours ago \| parent \| prev [-]
		Or you could just, you know, turn that off.