I’m going to save this joke for parties. Damn you a funny guy.

The grand parent is not wrong -- 22 to 25% of individual nobel prize winners in 20th and 21st century were of Jewish descent.

Although laureats of Asian descent have been on the sharpest upward trajector in the recent decades

Sources:

https://www.jinfo.org/Nobel_Prizes.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Asian_Nobel_laureates

Here's a study backing it up: https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/journal-of-biosocial... (the lead author is from Tel Aviv University so hardly some antisemitic crackpot).