My computer in the 90s used to take 30 minutes to boot. Now we complain about 10 second load times. What a world.

A modern computer runs circles around your 90s computer... if the code was the same, it should be crazy fast. Instead, everything is a web browser, and each of them need to load 1gb of junk into memory each time you click on them.

That's excessive even for the 90's