Isn’t is amazing how Apple’s answer to having five kids is consistently “pick the one to single out”, without having any process at all for making an exception?

They somehow missed the memo that Sophia’s choice wasn’t an operating manual.

I mean, I’m single indie developer and I have a process to give a lifetime membership to people’s significant others (as Apple has nothing between “a single person” vs “a whole family”, and no option to give eg. discounted bundles for couples), so it doesn’t seem like a rocket science.

(Here is how it works if anyone’s interested: https://weathergraph.app/#faq-forever-for-two )