> And I don't want to buy accessories or mess with settings to fix this.
Why is an accessory unacceptable but a new device is fine?
Because its a fixture.
Glue down a mag safe phone charger stand.
I don’t want a phone charger stand to be a fixture.
Okay, but this is functionally equivalent to, and quite possibly literally the same hardware as, a phone glued to a phone charger.