Is it groundhog day? I'm sure I've seen this article at least as early as 2 years ago. My RSS feed is just the same cycle:

- New model released, this changes everything (plus thumb scaled metrics to prove it)

- LLMs kinda suck

- The bubble will burst any day now

- Are Plinko machines conscious?

- LLMs kinda rule

- Tech companies doing unethical things

- Someone discovers that, surprise, agents work better when given context (skills! mcp! monorepo! etc)

- Slop that successfully conned its audience and got past the filters

- And so on

This particular article is slop that got past the filters. See the title, see the jargon, see the insufferableness, see the total lack of narrative structure.

I guess that means we're due for a new model pretty soon.