A cruise missile is much less versatile and programmable than a dishwasher.

You can program a diswhasher to brew beer.

> You can program a diswhasher to brew beer.

Oh, Jesus. Here we go. I have no doubt that it has been done.

Googles a bit...

Could not find anything other than people using dishwashers to disinfect beer bottles.

You can't leave us hanging like that, dude. Please tell me it is true.