Couldn't pay me to use this junk.

Trying to think of a number that I would consider it, and honestly $1k/month wouldn't convince me unless

- I have root on device

- device is on its own vlan, fully segmented

- !(SIM || 5G antenna)

- no google/apple id authenticated on device

- terminate agreement at any time without cost

I'm probably forgetting/not aware of ten things I should consider.

Ironically it already satisfies all of those conditions because it runs in a VM on Meta's servers as root, where it'll happily let you install whatever you want inside the VM, including a custom remote access tool to let you logon as the root user inside it.