Less lines of code than vanilla C while abusing query planning as a state machine is peak engineering malpractice. I love it.

Yes, this is fantastic! I'm trying it right now. I look forward to the day when LLM inferencing can be done in a sql query and take less than the age of the earth to do something. This works way better than I would have expected, since, well, it's sql all the way down.

I noticed the cedardb.com blogpost on the project is slashdotted at the moment, but the game itself plays just fine.