While HTML4 geocities style website have a soft stop in my heart, this page absolutely feels like it was made by an LLM which makes it ironic in a way it was never intended to be I assume.

Say what you will about President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho -- at least he cared about the well-being of his country and sought out expert guidance to set things right.

The funniest thing about the design is when I click the 'X' on ads to see if they close, but the button keeps moving. I feel like I’m literally chasing it like a mouse, I was laughing straight out :)). A correct depiction of the modern ad system.

He may have promoted Super Intelligence as part of a domain squatting scheme for his buddies.

[0] https://www.snopes.com/news/2026/10/01/trump-super-intellige...

Using CSS marquee-scroll instead of the marquee tag just isn't right.

The close ad button has the class "right-1" and the code that tries to move it changes the left value, the result is that the button instead of moving resizes, defeating the purpose of the unclickable button joke

Those close x's are exactly how the govt would make them, peak design...

Amazingly, this doesn’t look like slop to me, unlike the slop articles and images I’m flooded with on the Web these days. The world of Idiocracy actually had some taste, unlike the timeline we’re on today.

S4 - Super Statistical Surveillance State

https://xkcd.com/37/

OW! My balls! Brought to you by OpenAI (OpenSI?) dots

You know with enough compute and video generation resources now, you probably could make an entirely AI-slop 24x7 streaming channel of OW! My balls!

BaAs - Balls as a service.

Art

One of the very few instances where I am willingly clicking on ads.

Ultra Pro Max Intelligence 2.7

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

Those limericks are straight up fire!

Needs more gold.

if telekinesis is a manifestation of intelligence then the extra big ass that just passed by is definitely intelligent

I also made a satire webpage but spent a lot of time getting it to look like a modern news website that most people don't even get its satire: https://gossip-glitch.considerthebean.xyz/

This website brings back memories

WHAT IS THIS

i like big ass

Wtf is that hahahah