If it was trained on HN, there would be a 60% chance of it just saying "I'm so tired of this request, can we please move on"

I'd say:

30% chance of responding with something about Enshittification and how it can't fulfill your request because the sources it needs are behind a login wall and show an endless captcha loop (conveniently forgetting to mention that it's running on FreeBSD behind PiHole).

30% chance of complaining that it's being subsidized and that "prices are going to go up bro."

30% chance of some unrelated rant on ID checks for age verification.

10% chance of a different rant, this time on how nobody took Snowden seriously and how terrible Flock is.