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▲ Definitely not Windows (Win 11 parody)(definitelynotwindows.com)
108 points by jjbinx007 an hour ago | 32 comments
▲paavohtl 16 minutes ago | parent | next [-]

I can tell this is fake from the fact the explorer context menu and the start menu open in under 2 seconds (on a top end Ryzen CPU, nonetheless).

▲jedbrooke 11 minutes ago | parent | prev | next [-]

It’s too snappy and responsive, real windows I gotta wait with the spinning blue ring thing for a few seconds after clicking ‘x’ on the notifications. That is when they’re generous enough to give an ‘x’ and not force the user through some onboarding flow with no easy way to opt out

▲throooooo 13 minutes ago | parent | prev | next [-]

I can feel my blood pressure raising. Very accurate to the Windows experience.

▲bradfitz 24 minutes ago | parent | prev | next [-]

This is not realistic; the start menu opens way too quickly.

▲marcosdumay 5 minutes ago | parent [-]

True, but the search fails to reduce the number of options, so some things are right.

▲metadat 18 minutes ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Win XP was peak computing for the masses, and most didn’t have a clue!

▲throooooo 17 minutes ago | parent | next [-]

I preferred 2000, but admit that didn't make it to the masses.

▲cwnyth 4 minutes ago | parent | prev [-]

A mature Windows 7 wasn't terrible. You could easily configure it so that it stayed out of your way, and only the updates were a headache. Windows 8 and those beyond were all downright atrocious. While I had dabbled in Linux for years before then, announcing Win7 EOL finally pushed me 100% into the Linux camp.

▲accrual 14 minutes ago | parent | prev | next [-]

This is insanely good and mimics my personal experience of Windows these days. I literally say "pop-up! pop-up! pop-up!" out loud during a normal workday where one pop-up or prompt is rapidly replaced by another. Same app or different, doesn't matter, there's always something trying to grab attention on a Windows desktop unless you configure the hell out of it (and even that is no longer enough).

My favorite "joke" from this site:

> Scan complete: 1 threat found — ChromeSetup.exe

FWIW, I switched to Fedora in January and have no plans to look back. Only $dayjob relies on Windows anymore.

▲MarkusWandel 9 minutes ago | parent | next [-]

"always something trying to grab attention", that's the root problem right there. Even on a work computer unless you've changed your homepage, every time you open a tab on Edge you get a screen full of distraction clickbait. And then you wonder why you never manage to concentrate any more.

▲cwnyth 6 minutes ago | parent | prev [-]

Welcome to Fedora! I've missed literally nothing about Windows since switching to it about a decade ago now (around the time they announced Win7 EOL), and every time I had to use it for work (thankfully never these days), I grew more and more confident that I never will need to return and that Windows is only getting worse.

▲doawoo 4 minutes ago | parent | prev | next [-]

> Windows is activated with a digital license. The parody watermark will remain because it is part of the joke.

Thank you for a good laugh

▲sensanaty 8 minutes ago | parent | prev | next [-]

My mother-in-law bought a new laptop last week and asked me to set it up for her, it came with Win11 by default. I was genuinely flabbergasted at how terrible of an experience it was, screen after screen of "We respect your privacy. Let Microsoft collect every single thing you have ever dared to breath onto this computer?" right in the install screen. After that lovely experience you're greeted with a billion random junkware preinstalled like fucking Candy Crush. I wanted to crash out when I clicked around in explorer and saw every UI element buffer for a split second, and after further research it seems they're using React in explorer these days.

What the hell happened?

▲miek 3 minutes ago | parent [-]

My aunt pulled a Windows XP computer out of storage recently because she's sick of Win 11. I'm excited to hear updates from my cousin (though unfortunately, I have to expect this experiment will fail)

▲redox99 3 minutes ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Kinda hate the vibecoded sounds.

▲gpvos 14 minutes ago | parent | prev | next [-]

The "fix everything" button should link to a Linux installer.

▲riskable 14 minutes ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Proving once again that Windows isn't ready for the desktop.

▲rasse 26 minutes ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Stop giving Microsoft ideas!

▲ICHx 12 minutes ago | parent | prev | next [-]

so much rage seeing this

▲Dwedit 12 minutes ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Back when Windows RG (2001) was considered a sharp mockery.

▲CobraMode 16 minutes ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Start menu comes up too fast.

▲sagarayi 4 minutes ago | parent | prev | next [-]

this is too much fun. nice one :)

▲eej71 12 minutes ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Parodies are supposed to be fun!

That wasn't fun. At all.

screams into pillow

▲lmc 31 minutes ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Please add deep linking or something so back doesn't mean starting from scratch

▲Cyan488 12 minutes ago | parent [-]

I don't know about you but after a few seconds, I wanted to get out of there as fast as possible.

I'm glad I didn't have to spam the back button to do it.

▲dverlaeckt80 35 minutes ago | parent | prev | next [-]

LOL. Well made, give me more than a few chuckles :)

"Windows is taking its time for your convenience"..

▲tosti 26 minutes ago | parent [-]

"Your privacy is important"

▲kerv 14 minutes ago | parent | prev | next [-]

who else got rickrolled?

▲thomasmarton 34 minutes ago | parent | prev | next [-]

> Win 11 parody

I'm sorry but where is the parody?

- A Win11 Home user

▲w4yai 30 minutes ago | parent [-]

I'm also a Windows user (and a Linux one too, no worries guys), and I must admit, this parody is a little bit real ...

▲FpUser 25 minutes ago | parent | prev [-]

Lol. Love it but for some reason my windows does not do any of that

▲throooooo 9 minutes ago | parent [-]

Really? My Win 11 install (sparsely used nowadays) is nag city. Set up OneDrive, activate cloud backups, sign into your Microsoft account, oops Xbox Game Bar popped up because I pressed some key combination, reboot (a few times) to finish updates, set up copilot, error installing update, reboot before installing update, etc.