Its almost 2027... where's my synthohol?

It exists, but isn't very popular.[1][2] It produces some buzz, but more of it doesn't produce more effects. Can't get drunk on it.[3]

[1] https://gabalabs.com/

[2] https://sentiaspirits.com/

[3] https://www.independent.co.uk/extras/indybest/food-drink/spi...

I left it in the trunk of my flying car