The Onion isn't satire it's just a dystopian Cassandara.
TIL https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassandra_(metaphor)
Whoever downvoted this has no love of curiosity and doesn't belong here.
Why? We weren't all taught Greek mythology in school, and there are plenty of other interests to explore thereafter
The downvote is optional.
Sorry I guess I misread this as suggesting people should down vote the TIL comment, which struck me as gatekeeping.
