| ▲ | binlog a day ago |
| Step 1 - make a website that takes 3 seconds to load a blank page. Step 2 - bring it down to 1 second and pat yourself on the back. |
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| ▲ | xnx a day ago | parent | next [-] |
| Correct. A web page is fast by default. Everything that is added makes it slower. |
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| ▲ | joe_the_user a day ago | parent [-] | | Sure, but some things increase the delay much than others. More static text, for example, is pretty fast. Elaborate JS, not so much. |
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| ▲ | airstrike a day ago | parent | prev [-] |
| In Brazil they say you can make things better by first putting a goat in the living room. It's going to shit everywhere, chew, droll, and make a horrible mess. Take the goat out and your life will improve right away! |
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| ▲ | schoen a day ago | parent | next [-] | | Also described as a traditional Yiddish folktale (a rabbi suggests responding to stress by moving a series of animals into the home, and then at the end they're removed and everything seems great by comparison!). | |
| ▲ | jfidjcjwjcjwjd a day ago | parent | prev | next [-] | | 60+ yo Brazilian here and I have never, in my entire life, heard this saying before. Sounds something a Brazuca would come up with after the 17th round of Kaiser though. Pretty on brand. | | | |
| ▲ | Razengan a day ago | parent | prev [-] | | A life without a goat sounds horrible |
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