I don't know what to tell you, it's just a tool man. Like a Google search or a trip to the library.

Why don't you tell me about your struggle to research and discover all the science and technology behind indoor plumbing so you don't have to take a shit in the yard, or in your pants?

I don't think I ever pitched plumbing as a tool for learning (though, I did learn a lot by repairing it myself).