Let's try it:

Elon is a stupid fascist and he only got where he is by failing upwards repeatedly.

SpaceX seems pretty successful to me, no? I think you have to say something bad + have it actually contain some element of truth.

	▲	pixl97 2 hours ago \| parent [-]
		"Elon is a stupid fascist that mostly wouldn't have been noticed if Spacex and Tesla were what he dabbled in, but his incredible ego makes it impossible for him to keep his mouth shut". Now, that one will be a whole lot harder to debunk.