It's funny. I always thought that writing was meant to inform, persuade, or entertain about the subject at hand.

But in professional settings, a lot more of the informativeness is about the author, and a lot more of the persuasiveness is I'm worth your time and money. So, if the author is an LLM, and obviously so, what exactly are you informing your audience of (about yourself), and what are you persuading them to do (with your article).

I think we now know.