Can we post uptime stats instead? I just axed two of my servers from colocation a couple of days ago. Sad to see them go, six years of FreeBSD.

    root@vixen:/fountain/crystals #                                                         
    *** FINAL System shutdown message from dblrabbit@  ***                                     
    System going down IMMEDIATELY                                                  
    System shutdown time has arrived
    root@vixen:/fountain/crystals # uptime
     3:05PM  up 1931 days, 18:13, 0 users, load averages: 1.01, 1.03, 1.41

    root@cookie:/srv/users/dblrabbit # uptime
     3:07PM  up 1931 days, 16:59, 1 user, load averages: 1.76, 1.17, 1.06
    root@cookie:/srv/users/dblrabbit # poweroff
    Shutdown NOW!
    poweroff: [pid 47177]

No since kernel live patching is not universal it promotes bad security practices to maximize the uptime of a single server.