CF classifies anyone not using a popular browser with Javascript enabled as a "bot"

This is my biggest complaint about CF. They are implicitly supporting user-agent discrimination in favour of Big Browser, instead of discriminating on actual behaviour.

...and of course there are already companies running tons of VMs with "officially sanctioned" browser + OS stacks, that can get past all these "protections", for a fee.

"AI bots" is the newest boogeyman they came up with to take away freedom.