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taspeotis an hour ago

Knock knock

Who's there?

long pause

Java

Betelbuddy an hour ago | parent | next [-]

High Speed Trading team using Java looking puzzled ....

https://lmax-exchange.github.io/disruptor/

19 minutes ago | parent | next [-]
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Bluestein an hour ago | parent | prev [-]

This thing is a-ma-zing. It is truly a wonder. It is something to behold. The "Disruptor" pattern.-

lazystone an hour ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Oh, I see, jokes from 30 years ago!

HelloUsername 16 minutes ago | parent | next [-]

The long pause between the knock and the answer took 30 years

Boereck 36 minutes ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Alternatively:

Knock, knock

who's there

It's the 90s, wanting their jokes back

nairboon 39 minutes ago | parent | prev [-]

And still funny today, not all jokes survive that long.

azatom an hour ago | parent | prev | next [-]

It's on you bc it was (arguably but still) dead 17 years ago.

edit: don't get me wrong, i am not here to hate java, but bc i am also ... hm necrophil :)

taspeotis an hour ago | parent [-]

17 years is a rookie number. Take C# auto-properties, for example: 19 years ago!

Now try asking, "When did Java get auto-properties?"

marginalia_nu 34 minutes ago | parent [-]

News at 11.

Language that runs on the explicit design philosophy of letting other languages experiment first and then incorporating their lessons learned once the dust has settled is late to implement a feature.

nsxwolf an hour ago | parent | prev [-]

G1 is now the default garbage collector in 27.

taspeotis an hour ago | parent [-]

Sorry I only just set -xXx360NoScopexXx=4G to run that latest version without hitting OOM and you are right, it is indeed quite fast with G1.

paulddraper 24 minutes ago | parent [-]

You misunderstand, xxx360NoScopexxx is now the default.