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rf15 a day ago

I love the smell of [layoff emails] in the morning.

Makes me wonder why they're shedding so much and if Zitron was a little right after all.

bix6 a day ago | parent [-]

Yeah what’s the end game here? Can they keep running with such deep cuts to staff and morale…

mohaine a day ago | parent | next [-]

Well, we'll know to worry/celebrate when they start laying of lawyers.

The software side can probably go many years without new features. Nobody picks Oracle in 2026 for the features.

usrnm a day ago | parent | prev | next [-]

> The latest cuts come after Oracle's workforce fell by roughly 21,000 employees, or 13%, during fiscal 2026

13% doesn't seem too different from other tech companies

nerevarthelame a day ago | parent | next [-]

The 13% quoted there was from previous layoffs that mostly took place in Q2 of 2026.

This is another 20,000 - 30,000 (the exact number isn't public yet) on top of that.

oblio a day ago | parent | prev [-]

The difference is that they didn't overhire during Covid.

Havoc a day ago | parent | prev | next [-]

> Yeah what’s the end game here?

Just Ellison with a giant red borrow more button.

All the other employees are just overhead

dyauspitr a day ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Morale has been low at oracle for years. Now it’s just a “we pay you and push you as hard as we can for it until you quit” shop.

shawn_w a day ago | parent [-]

That's... most jobs.

doubled112 a day ago | parent [-]

Most work for least pay is just business, I thought?

Beatings shall continue until morale improves.

sailfast a day ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Depends on how many employees are on visas that depend on them working for Oracle I guess...

Ekaros a day ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Well they do have their own interference capacity. So AIs to solve every single issue.

ramesh31 a day ago | parent | prev [-]

>" Can they keep running with such deep cuts to staff and morale…"

...First time?

Oracle is literally the company Dilbert was making fun of

aaronbrethorst a day ago | parent [-]

He worked at Pacific Bell between 1986 and June 30, 1995, and the personalities he encountered there inspired many of his Dilbert characters.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Adams

ghaff a day ago | parent [-]

And probably no small part of the downturn of Dilbert (besides Adams going a bit nuts) is that Adams is no longer in a workplace he can satirize so it remains stuck largely in 90s cubeland.

georgemcbay a day ago | parent | next [-]

> Adams is no longer in a workplace he can satirize

He's also not in a place where he can draw cartoons, what with being dead and all.

ghaff a day ago | parent [-]

Yes, I was speaking of latterly and I could have been clearer with tenses.

rootusrootus a day ago | parent | prev [-]

> Adams is no longer

Indeed.