I understand I must've triggered some sort of prerecorded response, but this is pretty off-topic even given that.

I thought that was a pretty direct response to "And it doesn't make you bring your own phone and bluetooth speaker for infotainment."

As far as I'm concerned, not being able to bring your phone to the infotainment system is a negative, not something to brag about. I had my last car until it was 19 years old, and I have zero faith that an in-car computer will perform adequately for that long.

The other specs of the Model S are still very impressive and I don't have anything to add about on those.