I wonder if source IP can be ping triangulated, then total ping count displayed as "Tesla MAU: +/-x% today", "Suspected ownership changes this month: xxx cars" by apparent home location changes, then residential and Tesla-unrelated locations excluded server side, and plotted on the map, then finally the whole system exposed to the public Internet and shared to SpaceX fans.

"Hey Texas Model S #345 just left KXYZ, moving at >100mph towards the pad. Everyone get cameras out!"

It'll be gone by lunchtime that day.