I'm aware how much crap there is on the Internet, I just think the specific nature of this (legitimate commercial vuln scanner thinks I'm Tesla) is funny

It does bring attention to: how many other organizations are doing this?

Tesla is a large enterprise.

They almost certainly subscribe to some overpriced SaaS garbage which is manned by offshore drones who by definition do not care because they're not paid enough to care.

Unfortunately this isn't the 80s anymore where you can ring up a system administrator at a university and get a human on the other end.

That said: cool looking website btw.