Monday: Skynet is coming next week

Tuesday: oopsie we ran out of compute

Wednesday: btw we should really slow down or _something_

Thursday: anyone got $7b to loan?

Friday: we just cured cancer (maybe?)

Saturday: We just invested 5b in nvidia who in turn invested 5b in us, resulting in 10b of gdp

Sunday: Skynet postponed, btw we updated our image model nobody cares about