> Sup Eddie, the actual motivating example is we finally nixed Pandas from Data Ingestion, now reading excel files takes 2 seconds instead of 2 minutes. However unfortunately your

I shall pass this information along to my sleep paralysis demons. They'll be glad to hear it.

> > TODO: rewrite this entire service

Part of me enjoys the historical significance of this. However, I feel like keeping it would violate my own princples: https://eddie.codes/posts/source-code-comments/