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rottenface583 5 hours ago

In the olden days in these and other situations, you hit the bar, got shitfaced, told your lifes story to a bottle and maybe banged a geezer/cougar that happened to be there. Something like that.

officeplant 5 hours ago | parent [-]

Honestly I could go for a mental health cougar right about now.

selimthegrim 3 hours ago | parent [-]

I don’t think they’re free either

ipaddr 40 minutes ago | parent [-]

They buy you drinks you promise to leave before her teenaged sons wakeup