Too many entry nodes on the network are literal feds and now they want us to believe that Android can be made private with their new app.

Someone should really invent some sort of system to prevent any one node from knowing a user's traffic. You know, like layers. Reminds me of a vegetable. We can call it the artichoke network, maybe?

The actual feds thank you for your FUD. Tor has been a thorn in their side for too long, and they like that you are discouraging people from using it.