>deep tasks that would benefit from a larger screen/keyboard

Yes, but in the middle of the bread aisle?

No, I'm not a heathen, I move off to the side, standing in front of the weird dense health-nut bread no one buys.

And I'm not going to let anyone tell me I'm a fucking weirdo for looking things up at the grocery store, I see people doing it all the time. They're all on their fucking phones!