> Please tell me that this is a grossly exaggerated parody, and that the tools don’t write like this, or do so many ridiculous things

It's a pisstake, but (in the bits I read, and based on my own personal experience) the writing style is barely exaggerated, while the behaviour doesn't ring true at all.

The behavior, while slightly exaggerated, rings entirely true for me. From the other comments in this thread, it seems I am prompting poorly in a similar way to the options offered.

I am guessing you prompt differently than what is shown in the game?