> They give each other pats on the back for shitting on the most popular, versatile, compatible and adaptable programming language of all time.

I don't see why C, C++ or Java wouldn't meet some of those criteria. Everything is written in those languages. As for most adaptable, I don't see how it's possible for JS to be more adaptable than Lisp. JS isn't homioconic. It doesn't have macros.