Also possible: we're 99.999% sure, but a lawyer said to be safe and strictly accurate, we should stick in a sentence in saying we can't be perfectly sure, since it's infeasible for us to prove it.

I promise you that if we took their work from ChatGPT and stuck in a bunch of weasel words to give the opposite impression while remaining technically true, I would quit on the spot.

(I work at OpenAI.)

Nice damage control bud, too bad the veil's lifting and everyone's seeing what you sociopaths at OpenAI are really like