>To me that's just a very tedious pedantic argument that simply fails to capture the actual meaning behind why/when we might call something low level.

The part I find tedious is C programmers who cling to the language by claiming it lets you understand and finely control what the machine is doing, when it clearly does not, because x86 assembly itself is being emulated by the cpu underneath. To me, anyway, that's where I find some credence in the "C is a high-level language" meme.