Optimus robots will arrive in Robo taxis to install your Tesla solar roof which will also receive Internet and XAI LLM service from orbiting data centers. When? By the end of the year.

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walrus01 2 hours ago | parent | next [-]

You forgot the "XAI LLM service powered by 60 gas turbines in Memphis running the grok CSAM generator"

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delusional 2 hours ago | parent [-]

That'll be in space by mid next month*

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moomoo11 an hour ago | parent [-]

"Money won't matter in 10 years"

"Time won't matter either"

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walrus01 an hour ago | parent [-]

I think if you take enough Ketamine, it probably does seem like time ceases to matter.

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TitaRusell an hour ago | parent [-]

True story I had to do a urine test for a warehouse job once. This was near minimum wage work.

Clown world.

	▲	walrus01 an hour ago \| parent [-]
		Blame both the warehouse and their insurance company and personal injury lawyers in general, they probably live in fear of lawsuits from a methed up forklift driver knocking over a pallet rack and killing several people.

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dgellow 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Don’t forget to pay the $10k to keep your spot in the waiting list!

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jordanb 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

But can I pay in dogecoin?

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ben_w 2 hours ago | parent [-]

I hear that goes to the moon. :P

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Zigurd 2 hours ago | parent [-]

Only after being refueled by 15 other giant rockets.

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ben_w an hour ago | parent [-]

69, surely? This is Musk we're talking about, after all.

	▲	LoganDark an hour ago \| parent [-]
		Still can't get over the progression of Tesla car models going S, 3, X, Y

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TrainedMonkey an hour ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Grok confidently said it can be done by the end of the year when Elon asked so it must be true.

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formvoltron an hour ago | parent | prev | next [-]

With $20T TAM!

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boredatoms 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

I enjoy this style of absurdism humor

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moomoo11 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

they will be built in Mars Factory X and similar to Titanfall they'll be orbital striked to where they need to go

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senordevnyc 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Via hyperloop

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ralph_cifaretto 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

[flagged]

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otherme123 2 hours ago | parent | next [-]

https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html

> Please don't post comments saying that HN is turning into Reddit. It's a semi-noob illusion, as old as the hills.

At the bottom. With links to comments as early as 2007 saying exactly the same.

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ralph_cifaretto an hour ago | parent [-]

A site can't turn into Reddit when it is Reddit.

The same people post here but think it makes them smarter and wittier.

	▲	slater an hour ago \| parent [-]
		In the spirit of your Reddit accusations: I guess we've found the solar roof installer...?

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ghostly_s 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

There was nothing here to ruin, this is exactly the typical level of discourse.

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walrus01 2 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

[dead]

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Johnyjohnson123 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Hahahaha

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queuebert an hour ago | parent | prev [-]

How did we get to the point where, on this YC site, deriding advanced technology was popular?

	▲	jaapbadlands an hour ago \| parent \| next [-]
		You've mistaken the subject for the target. The subject of the derision is advanced technology, the target is Tesla promising what they're incapable of delivering.
	▲	formvoltron an hour ago \| parent \| prev [-]
		"what I'm gonna do" is not advanced technology. More like a modern version of the Duke and the Dauphin.