| ▲ | thombat 5 days ago | |
The first series of "Blackadder" has a vignette of such reportage: Messenger 3: My Lord, news… King: What? Messenger 3: Lord Wessex is dead. King: This news is not so good. Messenger 3: Pardon, My Lord? King: I like it not. Bring me some other news. Messenger 3: Pardon, My Lord? King: I LIKE NOT THIS NEWS! BRING ME SOME OTHER NEWS!!! Messenger 3: Yes, My Lord! (Messenger 3 leaves; King tosses things around angrily; Messenger 4 enters — actually just Messenger 3 pretending to be a new messenger delivering new news.) Messenger 4: My Lord, news… King: What? Messenger 4: Lord Wessex is not dead. King: Ah, good news! Let there be joy and celebration; let jubilation reign! | ||