Cheers! [1] I love your crystal-clear analogy between glass screens containing slime and glass bottles containing alcohol.

It's the slime, not the glass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPFIkty4Zvk

  I am gross and perverted, I'm obsessed and deranged
  I have existed for years but very little has changed
  I'm the tool of the government and industry too
  For I am destined to rule and regulate you

  I may be vile and pernicious but you can't look away
  I make you think I'm delicious with the stuff that I say
  I'm the best you can get, have you guessed me, yet?
  I'm the slime oozin' out from your TV set