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walrus01 5 hours ago

Only after they've had their mandatory scrotum inspection and testosterone check to join the military at age 18.

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lifestyleguru 3 hours ago | parent [-]

You guy don't have to show cock and balls to the military commission? It's a standard practice in post-Communist countries, including NATO ones.

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Tangurena2 an hour ago | parent | next [-]

In the olden days, the doc would hold your nuts and tell you to turn your head and cough. This was to detect if you had a hernia (which was a medical exception).

The bunghole inspection was to see if you were the receptive partner in anal intercourse because being a gay man was a criminal offense.

Allegedly, lesbianism was never outlawed because Queen Victoria was so offended by the idea of it that she prohibited the legislation from even being heard in Parliament.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_assent

	▲	lifestyleguru 40 minutes ago \| parent [-]
		How do you even conclude from inspecting a butthole that it is "a receptive one"? Every man was one butthole inspection away from being a criminal? I mean if a poo can get out, something of its size can also go in, and quality toilet paper was not that available at all historically.

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walrus01 3 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

There's a guy in the US military intake processing facility (MEPS) whose job is, among other things, to inspect your bunghole

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=MEPS+assh...

But more serious and non joking answer, the new thing from the "department of war" is testosterone level lab exams for existing servicemembers.

https://news.google.com/search?q=US%20military%20testosteron...

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lifestyleguru 2 hours ago | parent [-]

so... for military grade identification systems instead of face photo with id document next to it, you make banghole photo with id document next to it?

	▲	walrus01 2 hours ago \| parent [-]
		It's all good and fine until a scan of your combined face ID / bunghole ID is for sale on a russian based internet crime forum. https://www.google.com/search?num=10&client=firefox-b-d&hs=Y...