I am sick of underachieving beavers. Go us! Seriously, that would require statutory change here in Washington state. I live in a rural area with salmon waterways all over. Farmers just quietly clear the way for them, because it's illegal to make any changes to the waterway even if it's trash thrown out of cars.

> I am sick of underachieving beavers. Go us!

This really made laugh for some reason, just imagining a beaver typing away at HN specifically.