Your own response isn't even internally consistent.

> The USGS will get there in god-knows-when.

> The article itself even acknowledges that the USGS GNIS database has already been updated to reflect the change.

Yes, both USGS and the Department of the Interior's executive leadership have been replaced by this Administration with Trump lackeys who fell over themselves to boast in a memo just how quickly they'd made the change.

> Mapquest has said they’re not going to update the name, which presumably means their pipeline is old and creaky.

No, it means no such thing.