The amount of time I've spend to turn off news and ads in Windows is absurd. Just to be turned on in a new update.

And the menacing messages of installed something from F-Droid. My mother would never do it. Even my programmers colleagues usually don't do it.

I actually think the menacing messages are on point but should apply to play store apps as well. Most of the people I know are incredibly cavalier about running mystery software from unfamiliar developers on by far the most sensitive device that they own.