Spare me the dang cosplay.

You can choose to rationalize the actions of fascists all you want, but the rest of the world is not obligated to respect you for it.

In my country we have a word that roughly translates to “lackey to those in power”, but I think I prefer the American English pejorative “bootlicker”.

It doesn't matter. Don't sneer or insult people here. If you want to do that, there are other venues you can choose.